What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders