What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity