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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.