What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair