What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!