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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke