What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.