What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte