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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!