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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee