What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra