What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....