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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!