What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!