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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".