What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.