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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.