What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!