What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!