What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.