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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?