Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.