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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis