Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.