Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu