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Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes
Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah bless.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Who is driving the car?

The police.