Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!