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Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.