Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Rastafarian Proctologist Jokes More Rastafarian Proctologist Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes