Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.