Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there! Armenia! Armenia who?

Armenia every word I say!

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.