Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.