Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.