Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!