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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!