Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal