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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

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