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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!