What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.