What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.