What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field