What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?