What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!