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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!