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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!