What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.