What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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A marriage certificate.

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Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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With a plunger.

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Clear all the Jerry!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!