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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.