What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.