Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Defence Jokes More Defence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Suitcase Jokes More Suitcase Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.