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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Defence Jokes More Defence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Suitcase Jokes More Suitcase Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!