Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.