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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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Cause they want the D.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Because he took the stairs.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.