Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Because then Dallas would want one too.

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She wanted a new website.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Throw in your washing.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.