Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.