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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.