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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.