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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.