Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

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Fred and George Weasley.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.