Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.