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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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My Bologna had a first name.

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Fred and George Weasley.

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Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.