What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.