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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic