Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Bandit like Beckham
Fleas!
Fold it in half!
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Because they have no soles
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Sparkie.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Burning Sanders!
