What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.