Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
69 cents.
I've never had a lima bean on my face.
This is a stick-up.
Bandit like Beckham
Lend it to Greece.
Only a buck!
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Someone stole the book.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
