What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.