What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.