Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC