Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.