Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"