Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC