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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus