Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus