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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.