Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

Apple juice