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Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.