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Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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One less drunk.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.