Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Nah I'ma stay

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice