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Almond Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.