What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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You really have to nail it

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Mourning Wood

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.