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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond