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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz