Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Warm
Skinning the vegan.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
He saw a.
POKER FACE...!!!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
I feel positively charged!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
They are both nuts.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
