Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Legen-dairy*
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Driving
To stop a kid napping.
Another day.
Because chicken came to his side.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because it was 2 turnt up
Diamond
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
