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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror