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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.