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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.