What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second