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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.