How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae