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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother