Saudi Arabia Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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On the Hayflower!

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God bless America.

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Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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He took a short cut.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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About 1500 miles.