Saudi Arabia Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.