Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!