Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!