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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)