Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.