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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)