Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

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Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.