What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian