What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.