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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper