What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.