What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.