What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.