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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like