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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.