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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman