What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman