What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.