There was no reaction
He got off on a technicality
We still have drugs!
There's whiteout on the screen.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Because they're paid to.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!
Noble rocks