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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe