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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.