Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people