Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.