Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"