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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.