Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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They hold a runoff election.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.