He heard they had PIE.
Join the club.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
Krillex.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Ask about his routine.
An etymologist knows.