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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.