Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round