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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!