Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!