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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99