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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.