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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.