What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.