What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!