What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!