Someone who is out-standing in his field!
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Because their stalks are always growing.
The real joke is always in the comments!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.