How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist