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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.