Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.