Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.