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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.