Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.