Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.