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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!