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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!