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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!