Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings