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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'