Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.