Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects