Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain