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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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Start out with a large fortune.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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The tracks were unfinished.

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It's hard to keep track.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.