Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects