Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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The bathtub.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.