Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.