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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain