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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...