Taxidermist Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.