What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...