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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.