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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects