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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.