What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Taxidermist Jokes More Taxidermist Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects