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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.