What does a taxidermist do for a living?

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...