What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain