What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...