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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.