Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!