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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.