Because he was stuffed!
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
I can't find the twine.
He was *out standing* in his field.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Dessert.