Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake