Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy