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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!