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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito