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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!