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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.