What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.