What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Uh, me so sorry.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.