March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.