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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.