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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.