Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps