Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.